February 2012
611 posts
I think there are only two people who I feel comfortable around and who like me a lot and they are Isabella and my dad
Titty wanking under the stars
The moon is big and outside my window and makes me feel special
sleep or shave my legs or shave my legs in my sleep
my mom just called me a “party animal” because im making pasta at 1:09 am
holding in piss is one of my better talents
isabella is the besteST friend I think everyone should follow @chester turley? ????
I want to peel this banana and put it into a hot dog bun because it would fit nicely
people who make people cry are bullys and are not worth time/tears
I was typing “how to put a cursor on tumblr” into the searchbar but wasn’t thinking and typed “how to put a curse on someone” instead
I’m going to kick all the people who ever made me cry but in my mind only
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a sad story told through emoticons
i want my head to be palm tree shaped ovals are boring
perfect by smashing pumpkins is a nice and uplifting happy son g
i was holding perfume the wrong way and squirted it into my eye and then i forgot i was holding it wrong and sprayed it in my eye again
sigh americans scare me
also in baby school everyone used to race to the sink at lunchtime because playing in with the sink plug was an honour and whoever got there first was god
im thinking a lot about my childhood and i was a really quiet kid in school and i spent most days walking on curbs in the playground by myself but then a girl kicked a football in my face and i picked it up as an invitation to be her friend and stalked her for two years
wanna.
hold hands?
no that gay!
u panty sniffers
I was feeling ok but then tumblr made me feel not ok
does jessica alba have insecurities
my granny rang me made croak noises then hung up
I’m sitting on a bench with a 6 pack of doritos and there’s a cute little old man sitting across from me
i just had a flashback from when i was in turkey and i was getting pharmacy things and a woman about twice my size followed me around the shop with a huge gift basket and then she pointed at a kid outside and said “that is my daughter” she was frowning the whole time i didn’t understand then and i don’t understand now but it was kinda nice
you are all my boyfriends and girlfriends :-)
im so nervous about school tomorrow that my tummy is gurgling and my butt is clenched
there is a turkish rock band called “face scrub” and most of their lyrics when translated are about toothpaste and showering and other bathroom things
turkish rock music owns
my college interview is next week what will i say should i talk about my itchy scalp
im gonna marry a sultan so i can touch his hat thing
um. yolo
I don’t want to do School Anymore it’s Depressing and. I don’t know how to act around people Because People are Scary
i wanted to sleep but harrison fords wife got kidnapped in this movie so i cant
Headstands are a turn on for me
brandnewface:
so i’m drawing a picture of dave grohl in a white robe riding a segway for art class
when i was a little kid i used to be so confused by how i could fall asleep in one position and wake up in another it was all i thought about