December 2011
Somebody invite me somewhere
I remember when I first got into pearl jam and I googled their wiki page and I spent an hour reading about the origin of pearls and the physical properties of freshwater and saltwater pearls because I was on the wrong wiki page but ok
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yesterday i was explaining to my dad how to make cupcakes and i said “you will need a ball of flour the size of the taj mahal” he laughed
Something to do with cocaine and goat’s cheese
My cat was being a bitch and she was crawling all over my paints and shit so I turned to her and said “do not wake the giant” and she sat down next to my face and started licking my fleas away she just gets it haha she is a crazy lady! she also licks me in hot weather to keep me cool
i want a hotdog
I love the puke noises Joan Jett makes when she sings. I love her she’s a man
Look me in the mustache and tell me you love me
My new years resolution is to punch my dog in it’s fuckn face
double denim is great it’s like darth maul’s double-bladed light saber converted into a wearing apparel. i’m an alcoholic
everets:
see me on my dirtbike
wearing that deep V tank top
grease on my khaki shorts don’t give a fuck
do a flip off a jump I made with my mom’s bag of fertilizer
don’t actually do a flip because I can’t get enough air
get bored, go jump on the trampoline
girls are watching, do a karate kick
go inside, eat a peanut butter and fluff sandwich
drink some milk and jack off to The King of...
when i was ten
i went throgugh a phase where i would write andrew lloyd webber a letter everyday and i drew little pictures of him with a tail or wearing antlers and i told him to consider me for his next musical but he never wrote back fuck him anyway he’slike a homosexual now fuck h im
is it okay to hoover dog piss beuacse i’m doing that
eddie vedder coughs up hairballs. he is too hairy to not
where do baby carrots come from.
Where do babies come from
I am ten boys
i want to tickle eddie vedder’s chin until he says “stop ur making me itchy” and tthen giggles
i have two friends
Tug
bughug:
what she order
fish filet
the response videos to pearl jam on youtube are “would you tackle JESUS ?” and ” the vagina dance 3000” i am going toi bed
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shup i m hot
hottest person i know
the love child of helena bonham carter and kristen stewart xoxo
I am all these things
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