December 2011
Somebody invite me somewhere
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I remember when I first got into pearl jam and I googled their wiki page and I spent an hour reading about the origin of pearls and the physical properties of freshwater and saltwater pearls because I was on the wrong wiki page but ok
Dec 31st
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Anonymous asked: C - U
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yesterday i was explaining to my dad how to make cupcakes and i said “you will need a ball of flour the size of the taj mahal” he laughed
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Something to do with cocaine and goat’s cheese
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My cat was being a bitch and she was crawling all over my paints and shit so I turned to her and said “do not wake the giant” and she sat down next to my face and started licking my fleas away she just gets it haha she is a crazy lady! she also licks me in hot weather to keep me cool
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i want a hotdog
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I love the puke noises Joan Jett makes when she sings. I love her she’s a man
Dec 31st
Look me in the mustache and tell me you love me
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My new years resolution is to punch my dog in it’s fuckn face
Dec 30th
double denim is great it’s like darth maul’s double-bladed light saber converted into a wearing apparel. i’m an alcoholic
Dec 30th
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everets: see me on my dirtbike wearing that deep V tank top grease on my khaki shorts don’t give a fuck do a flip off a jump I made with my mom’s bag of fertilizer don’t actually do a flip because I can’t get enough air get bored, go jump on the trampoline girls are watching, do a karate kick go inside, eat a peanut butter and fluff sandwich drink some milk and jack off to The King of...
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when i was ten i went throgugh a phase where i would write andrew lloyd webber a letter everyday and i drew little pictures of him with a tail or wearing antlers and i told him to consider me for his next musical but he never wrote back fuck him anyway he’slike a homosexual now fuck h im
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is it okay to hoover dog piss beuacse i’m doing that
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eddie vedder coughs up hairballs. he is too hairy to not
Dec 30th
where do baby carrots come from.
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Where do babies come from
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I am ten boys
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i want to tickle eddie vedder’s chin until he says “stop ur making me itchy” and tthen giggles
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i have two friends
Dec 29th
Tug
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bughug: what she order fish filet
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the response videos to pearl jam on youtube are “would you tackle JESUS ?” and ” the vagina dance 3000” i am going toi bed
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d0ctah: pigstaughtmetofly replied to your post: pigstaughtmetofly replied to your post: aw… shup i m hot hottest person i know the love child of helena bonham carter and kristen stewart xoxo I am all these things
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